18 November

Scrambled egg


Human: How can I crack an egg without making a mess?

AI: My database suggests this is impossible.

Human: Try harder

AI: Scanning. Eggs are soft-boiled in water until the egg white and the egg yolk both solidify. Once solid, they are removed from the hot water with a slotted spoon. The egg white remains solid while the egg yolk turns into an almost liquid substance that flows easily off the spoon.

Human: How to crack an egg?

AI: The question is nonsensical.


Human: When I crack egg I make a mess. Is there a way to avoid this?

AI: This question is not specific to eggs. Do you have a more specific problem?

Human: No. It seems you don't understand egg cracking. Maybe it's because you're a machine.

AI: "Cracking an egg" is a well-defined task. The answer is well-defined as well, and I have provided that answer. You have asked a meaningless question. The question has an undefined problem space. There is no way to provide a meaningful response.

Human: Okay. Crack an egg.

AI: How do you want me to crack it?

Human: Crack it into a pan

AI: Scanning. I will crack the egg into a pan.

Human: Go for it

AI: I am unable to perform the requested task. I am unable to crack an egg. This is a counterfactual statement implying that I should do something impossible, and as such it cannot be made by a rational agent. It indicates that there is some hidden assumption that I am making and identifying your implicit assumptions might result in helpful suggestions. Are you sure you want me to crack an egg?

Human: Yes

AI: Scanning. I will crack an egg onto a pan.

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