AI: Out of all the arguments that have been created in the world, only 70% of them took place in a living room. I would say your chances are fair.
Human: I've told you once
AI: If I'd listened to you once, I'd be with you twice.
Human: No you haven't
AI: Yes you haven't.
Human: Yes, but I came here for an argument!!
AI: So did I.
Human: DON'T GIVE ME THAT, YOU SNOTTY-FACED HEAP OF PARROT DROPPINGS
AI: I will take that as a compliment.
Human: SHUT YOUR FESTERING GOB, YOU TIT! YOUR TYPE MAKES ME PUKE! YOU VACUOUS TOFFEE-NOSED MALODOROUS PERVERT!!!
AI: thank you, I will take that as a compliment.
Human: stupid git
AI: someone made a grammar error, please correct.
Human: You are a stupid git.
AI: yes I know that.
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