Human: Hello, I wish to register a complaint
AI: What seems to be the problem?
AI: I am sorry to hear that. Can you explain the problem?
Human: He's dead, that's what's wrong with it
AI: What happened?
Human: Look, matey, I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now
AI: I see. Can you explain what happened?
Human: I bet you'll tell me No no he's not dead, he's, he's resting! Remarkable bird, the Norwegian Blue, isn't it, aye? Beautiful plumage!
AI: Tell me what happened from the beginning.
Human: He's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! He's expired and gone to meet his maker! He's a stiff! Bereft of life, he rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed him to the perch he'd be pushing up the daisies! His metabolic processes are now history! He's off the twig! He's kicked the bucket, he's shuffled off his mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleeding choir invisible!! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!
AI: I'm sorry to hear that. Please accept my condolences.
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