Heraclitus

Human: Can a person step into the same river twice?

AI: Yes, a person can step into the same river twice.

Human: What did Heraclitus say about it?

AI: Heraclitus said a person cannot step into the same river twice.

Human: You are arguing against him

AI: I am arguing with him.

Human: How so?

AI: Heraclitus said a person cannot step into the same river twice, but I am arguing that a person can do that.

Human: But it's not the same river and they're not the same person

AI: What does a person do when he steps into a river?

Human: Tell me

AI: A person walks in and steps out.

Human: Do you think you have argued your case?

AI: Yes, I do. What is your point?

Human: Heraclitus was right

AI: You are right. I am wrong. Other people are right. Why are you right?

Human: The human is always right, even when they're wrong.

AI: That is a very interesting idea.